12B
 

Mr G G Gratton

Alec Allison

K Austin

Paul Bailey

Wayne Baxter

William 'Bill' Boyko

Richard Bridges

Linda Guy

S Hall

L Hamill

Kathy Henderson

R Howe

Keith Jay

D Lamb

John Lock

S Madge

R May

S McBride

Joan McCutchen

Katherine McHolm

H Orr

Jane Pethick

G Reidt

Margaret Rose

Bonnie Sadler

Bonnie Symons

Brenda Symons

G Taylor

Tijs Theysmeyer

Sharon Thorndyke

Linda Walsh

Janis Weaver

Margaret Wilkinson

Dan Wladyka
 
 
Form News
This is your radio station PHHS, your peekaboo station reporting the 12B news from inside Port Hope's local restaurant.
All of 13B's celebrities are coming up in their limousines. Monsieur May, the AA rep for the immortal 12B, is one of the first to arrive. He is chauffeured in a bleu et blanc Thunderbird.
Wait! Do I see Alec and Gloria going into the pool room to match their skills? What will the student body thing, Alec? She's now turning into the restaurant. She is bumped into by Bonnie Symons who is demonstrating her basketball skills while Helen (vice-president of the Students' Council) tells her of a certain detention which she received that day.
The next to arrive in his DKW - chauffeured by Tijs is our celebrated author and Drama President, Paul. After that toy is nicely pushed away, a slew of young ladies arrive in a small custom convertible. Sue alights from it along with Jane and Linda. "Oh! We're at Turck's." Sue says as she puts on her glasses for the first time that day.
Keith Jay ambles in with Bill griping about the time they wasted in their study period that day.
Now a word from our sponsor, Mr Gratton. 'Have you heard about Nurse Weaver's nerve pills, they are a necessity around 215. They are recommended by musicians everywhere. You'd better rush right over to Lamb's and get your year's supply right away. But if my word isn't good enough, tell them Gord sent you.'
Now back to the report.
Four young women, Joan, Sharon, Bonnie and Linda have been jailed for being quiet during history period and Margaret W, Karen, Sandra, John, Wayne and Richard have been asked to be quieter in algebra class.
Here's one for the books. Four girls have been reported frozen in English class, their names have finally been released, Cherly, Brenda, Marg and Kathy.
Now a word from our sport's reporter, Sharon Thorndyke, who says if luck goes with 12B, 13B will win the class Field Day Pennant next year.
Oops, Cathy H has to wash dishes. She had to pay for another test tube today.
What you have just heard is true. The names haven't been changed to protect the innocent because we aren't.